Someone should sign this man up to a record contract. I’ll buy the cd as long as during all the songs the hard methodical  sound of fucking is heard.

2.) A Little Mistake

In the heat of the moment I’ve been known to overshoot or undershoot a target. I think every man has felt the shame displayed in this video. I know I have.

3.) Cream Of Wheat

Where to start. I was going to write a long summary about racism, the 70′s, and advertising but then I said fuck it. Just watch this clip and be amazed.

4.) Flight Of The Bumblebee

Some works of art live on beyond the original composer. I wonder if Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov was hoping for a moment like this when he originally composed Flight Of The Bumblebee. This one is the most subtle of the porn moments here today so if you don’t laugh the first time keep watching.

5.) No Respect

Serves this dirty wench right. She should know better than talk back and start giving sass. Get back in the kitchen bitch and make me some Cream of Wheat.

6.) Dinosaurs RAWR

This is my favorite clip of the ten. The way the pterodactyls get into the role playing and just have a great time puts a tear in my eye.  My suggestion is to heat up a bag of popcorn and set this one on repeat.

7.) Booya

The girl in this clip just sits there and takes it. Is this a normal day at the office for her? I can’t imagine what fucked up shit happens on a regular basis to make this one no big deal.

8.) Shark Attack

Dun dun, dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun. Spielberg tried but couldn’t quite match the sheer ferocity and viciousness of the shark attack in this clip. How does that boat not sink with all of that weight on it?

9.) Smurf Fucking

All I have to say is wait till the end when Gargamel shows up. A masterpiece.

10.) Seen Not Heard

Women. Please. Shut up during sex. We don’t need you giving us the fake sounds and the play by play. We are trying to concentrate and all you are doing is messing up our game.