When you think of America some images immediately come to mind. Ben Franklin and his kite, George Washington and his cherry tree, Abraham Lincoln and his four scores and seven years, and giant fat ass bitches. Well President Obama has finally given us a goverment program to sink our dicks into. All Hail the Chief.

Shiver me timbers and call me one eyed Dick! Pirates is one of the most beautiful pornos I have ever seen. Any porno that won 13 awards, including best actress and actor for 2006, and 10 nominations did something right. Read the review and find out!

Oh how i have fantasized many a nights about Mary Anne. I can remember laying there in my bed and pulling down her pretty little country daisy dukes. I just knew that she was a dirty little whore. All that time on the island and not fucking anyone?? YEAH RIGHT. Finally my wet dreams have come true. I no longer have to imagine her taking a hard throbbing cock.

Like a true connoisseur I chose all of my porno purely on title. That’s why when I saw Bananass I had to give it a whirl.
My mind instantly went to food fetish asshole pounding banana popping dreamland. I was not disappointed.