Cash for Chunkers or A Goverment Program I Can Get Behind
When you think of America some images immediately come to mind. Ben Franklin and his kite, George Washington and his cherry tree, Abraham Lincoln and his four scores and seven years, and giant fat ass bitches. Well President Obama has finally given us a goverment program to sink our dicks into. All Hail the Chief.
Cash for Chunkers is based around a government program that Obama created to reduce future health care costs by giving a “STIMULUS” check to fat women so that they could afford to “EXERCISE” and get healthier. Here is the happy bill creator now:
In this real life 100% accurate documentary of actual events President Obama’s secret service agent takes the inaugural plunge. I hope they get good health and dental benefits otherwise I’m not sure I would take this bullet for the president.
Scoping out the situation.
After all he has to check for weapons, poisons, and crabs before the president jumps in face first.
I think it’s really a testament to design and engineering that couches and other furniture are able to hold so much weight and deal with repetitive physical exertion.
Well this bitch must be clean since it’s earned Agent X’s seal of approval.
As with all porno’s they come up with a concept and loosely string it along for 4 or 5 girls to fill up the hour. A herd of fatties come and go. Thousands of dollars of chunker money are given away before we get to the last one. The money shot. What we have all been waiting for His Majesty the President uses one of these women as a trampoline. Yes he can.
Obama pounds away on this whale like it’s an election year and she is the great state of Texas. Man I am proud of our president’s stamina. I know I would have given up after 13 seconds. I say ‘given up’ like I would have had a choice. That was a premature ejaculation joke kids.
Honestly I can’t say I recommend this title very much for spank material but if you want to sit around with your bro’s and drink a few beers while you all laugh hysterically then this is right up your alley. I do want to add that if you are into the bigger ladies then this might be something you will like. I am not. So keep that in mind.
Cash for Chunkers
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Pokes fun at a famous political figure. Is a lot of fun to watch if you are into the bigger ladies. Hilarious | Husky chicks. Nothing really unique about it. |
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