The movie starts out as a just like a normal episode. Only this time a of people find themselves on a “deserted” island in search of the perfect location to finish their movie. As they paddle up to the cove they stumble upon a half retarded person pissing in the wind. The crew are ecstatic when they see what a huge cock this guy has. The crew diverts to a new plan as it seems they have found a few new cast members for their movie. The crew sets the trap and Gilligan falls helplessly into it. The first scene involves Gilligan and Alex. The scene is really great. I did want a little more thought, the entire scene is pov oral. Gilligan didn’t mind though. This girl took his cock like a champ which eventually leads to Gilligan blowing a load in her face.

Mary Ann is the second member of the gang to get her socks knocked off. I bet Mary Ann has never seen anything in Kansas like this before. The girl knows how to take a cock. Mary Ann knows what it takes to get off the island. I was about halfway into this scene when I was shocked at Mary Ann’s secret. She was riding it hard and started to really moan, I mean really get into it, and then all of the sudden she pulls it out and starts squirting everywhere. I finally know why everyone was so excited when she made coconut cream pies. I was not surprised when Mary Ann finally gets a load to the chest and she loved it. This has to be my favorite scene.

This scene did nothing but reaffirm that Ginger is nothing but a cock hungry whore. Just the way I like em. I mean honestly we all knew it, but now we get to see why she is the star of Hollywood. Come on Ginger show us your talent! I was not disappointed by her star studded performance.

The next scene proves why the Professor is so valuable to the gang. The professor puts his skills to the test when he gives this dirty slut a licking she will never forget. I was really surprised that a beaker was not used in this scene. I mean, something at least. The Professor is usually so creative. I half expected a dildo made out of coconut. The scene is a normal run of the mill fuck. I do have to say the girl must love cum, she licks his up his like it’s seed from the tree of knowledge.

Mrs Howell loves showing the skipper her gratitude for saving them from drowning. She takes him deep into her throat and does her best not to gag on his fat cock all the while wearing a pearl necklace that is sure to be replaced by Skippers hot cum.Skipper returns the favor by giving her a tongue lashing that Mr Howell would never be able to keep up with. Mrs Howell begs for the skipper to never stop as he fucks the living daylights out of her. Never the less it has to end and Mrs Howell takes it down the throat like a good little whore. This was the hardest scene for me to watch. I was saddened very deeply that Mr. Howell was not apart of this scene.

Finally it happens!! Gilligan gets to bang the shit out of Mary Anne and Ginger! It begins as Gilligan innocently runs into the girls and  they begin to talk about there last night on the island. They want to thank Gilligan for being such a great guy, and boy do they know how. The girls overtake Gilligan and and take turns giving him the best they have to offer. Mary Anne and Ginger finally give up that elusive coconut cream pie to the all to deserving Gilligan.

The movie comes to an end the way that Gilligan’s Island always ends. The gang waits, as they always do, for the crew to send help only to find out they were duped yet again. The gang hears the wonderful news of their new stardom on the radio and Gilligan exclaims ” I wondered why he was filming all of us from the bushes”.

Okay, so this wasn’t the best porno I have ever seen. It was not horrible, but not great. I would buy it, but then again I do have a hard on for this show.  It is worth being added to the collection, even if it’s only brought out to show friends how the cast knows how to get down.

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