Remember that time when you were a child. When you still believed in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. Bananass recalls and plays off those feelings resulting in a really, really good porno.

It starts off in a dojo. Two men awkwardly spar as one is obviously of the karate discipline and the other is a trained boxer. A lot of thought obviously went into this script.

The ring girl giggles in the background as porn music starts to slowly play. Apparently when girls hear porn music it automatically turns to sex. Proven science.

In a future episode of DailyWad video podcast we will try this out in public so stay tuned.

Soon we are treated to a dirty whipped cream pussy eating contest and chocolate sauce extravaganza.

I was turned on. Oh man was I hard. I was also wondering who would have won the fight. The boxer looked stronger but the karate kid looked more agile on his feet. We may never know.

Standard sex ensues. I can’t say I was let down with the finish on the first girl.

Breakfast of champions.

The second girl ordered some pizza. Standard porn cliche. Fatty much.

The guy then proceeds to rub melting hot pizza all over her nipples. I’m all for imaginative storytelling but can we at least try to be sort of realistic. There is nothing sexy about rubbing melty, molten cheese and processed pepperoni on a pair of perky breasts.

Hotdogs appear out of nowhere and go right up this dirty tramps snatch.

My dick is getting softer by the second. Are those Ballpark Franks, Hebrew Nationals, or Oscar Meyers? There plumpness rules out Ballpark Franks but there color says the opposite.

Hebrew Nationals have more of a tapered edge. So my best educated guess would be Oscar Meyer wieners. Which is just despicable and a real slap in the face to all hotdog aficionados.

Let me be honest here. I fast forwarded to the next girl. Nothing turns me off more than cold meat juice being eaten out of girls pussy.

But friends it only gets better. I wouldn’t call this a strong contender for the best porno of 2009 without a reason.

As far as I can tell the third set of girl’s go to the Whipped Cream Art Institute. It must be one of those infomercial colleges because you pay for your degree in hot steamy sex. Not to mention the way this is going the diploma is printed on a cherry fruit roll-up.

Well, the girls are trying there hardest to paint something with their tub of whipped cream when they are caught by their professors. The professors are steamed. How dare you use whipped cream on our clean canvas without permission. I can’t blame them I’d be pissed too. Hell I’m a professor.

Well you know how these things go and in 10 seconds flat it turns into an orgy. I hope that whipped cream is low-fat.

The sex here is pretty good. The girls are incredibly attractive with large breasts. Definitely no fast forwarding this time.

For the Viewers: I’m pretty sure they were twins but I can’t be positive since. Ahem. I had my hands full.

At this point they completely give up on story which I think takes a little bit away from what is otherwise a very entertaining and very wanking watch.

Also if your not paying to much attention the chocolate sauce sort of looks like shit. Which causes a little confusion when you double check to make sure you are watching the right kind of porn.

Just when I thought I was done. Just when I thought “Hey I’ve had enough of great looking women covered in food toppings!” They draw me back in. The two from the dojo are back! This time they work in a old time diner operating the soda fountain. Not exactly the career I had pictured for my two boxing/karate badasses. Well these two bitches get on there bad side so what else do they do but shove fries down their tops and burgers between their ass cheeks. Perfectly sensible.

After really hating the hotdog pussy fucking about three girls before on this dvd I surprisingly really liked this one. I think Bananass is so well done that it has evolved my taste beyond simple sugary sexual substances to a real hardcore burger and fry sex-a-thon.

It’s a good thing too because they saved the pièce de résistance for last. Some HARDCORE fucking with waffles, syrup, whipped cream, and saliva. I was sporting wood but I’m not sure I was very happy about it.

Make it rain sir. Make it rain.

After the credits roll and a half a box of kleenex later, I would give this a 9.2 out of 10. The girls were very attractive, the music was catchy, and the fetish was well done and only rarely over the top.

The only disappointing this is that there was very little banana screen time. Probably a huge health hazard to be sticking them up a snatch anyway. Women need to suffer for the art and our amusement.

We’ll see how the rest of the year goes but you might be seeing Bananass again in our Best of 2009 post in a few months.

Bananass

Pros	Cons
Hot and sexy food fetish fun. A lot of fun to watch something interesting constantly happens. Imaginitive	A little over the top. Weird food fetish choices in some instances.

Rating

9.2/ 10

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